Discovering pterodactyls are not extinct.
That’s the only logical explanation of the 10-ft long poop I discovered on our freshly scoured patio.
Even crap is bigger in Texas.
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Eeeeewwwww!
This totally cracked me up!
I guess that pterodactyls are migratory creatures, then, because our driveway has been slammed with similar splotches ever since the trees began leafing out a couple weeks ago.
Damn birds can’t handle their fiber………….
Pteros would explain your patio and my vehicle, which I once parked and then returned to find covered in similar chalky poop. I’d parked under a tree where, if I recall, some egrets were nesting. Could hardly see to drive home. Yeah, please watch the fiber, guys!
Whoa! That is disgusting and crazy!
LOL
That must have been Larry King’s pet.
Damn, I’m surprised he didn’t sign that work of art…
NICE!
prehistoric sized poop! good times!
OMG! That is HUGE!
My niece lives in Texas and she says that same thing.
Do you think it was a pelican??? Or an albatross?
I think that same creature hit our mailbox a couple days ago. Maybe he’s migrating. Our once black mailbox now looks like a dalmatian. Poor mail carrier!
WRONG! Just (wrong).
You scour your patio??
Oh my heavens.
I guess the heavens poured out upon ye.
Eeek.
I guess this is one of those times I’m grateful not to be as blessed as ye.
*grin*
Wow! You’re right…..everything IS bigger in TX. I think I would start wearing a hat if I were you, lol
Is your house going to be someplace we all go to for vacations, like Loch Ness? Count. Me. In.
Holy smokes! Glad it wasn’t deposited on your chaise.
That was one major drive-by pooping. If it hit the roof you’d think you were being bombed.
LOL!
I know some boys here that would LOVE to discover that dinosaurs are not extinct.
That right there is reason #17 why I hate birds.
Sounds like some sort of Chinese Proverb:
Much like a watched pot never boils– a scoured patio attracts avian dung.
that’s hysterical. i mean gross. no. i mean hysterical.
Have you called the geeks at the science museum yet? Their gonna love this “sh*t”. Sorry, couldn’t resist…
ew!
I’m so so so so so so so so so so….so sorry.
Bwaaahahahahahahahaa.
Seriously, I’m crying right now.
Hilarious.
That looks like a passing jetliner emptied it’s waste receptacle in a very bad spot. Blech!
Happy re-scrubbing!
I mean Happy Mother’s Day! =)
You are so right about crap being bigger in Texas. Pun intended!
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Connor will be so happy to know this.